— Lord Chancellor's Department Consultation Paper, 'Court Working Dress in England and Wales', May 2003
by Andrew Cusack This sentence alone epitomises the noxious worldview of the modernist. It is a sentence that pronounces with totalitarian authority a ruling to which it allows no appeal. Tradition, they would tell us, has no inherent value in and of itself. It is nothing but a potential boon to the tourist industry – which is thoroughly reprehensible itself.
Yes, you heinous ignoramuses! There is a justification for retaining wigs and gowns in court on the grounds of tradition alone: thus it is, and ever thus it has been, and ne'er has a soul come to harm because of it! Fat, vile, impudent, ignorant modernist bureaucrats! I believe there is a tradition in the American South involving a self-appointed gang of citizens, a noose, and a tree with strong branches. I couldn't think of a more appropriate exercise of such a tradition than ridding us of the damnable soul – loathsome, worthless degenerate! – who composed that sentence with all its odious implications.
You may read the detestable 'consultation paper' online at what was the Lord Chancellor's Department but which has since been corporately rebranded by Tony and the gang as the 'Department for Constitutional Affairs' with its own catchphrase 'Justice, rights and democracy' (sic), lacking the Oxford comma. There are further contemptible utterances in the document; it is not for the faint of heart.
Oh come on. Tradition is all well and good, but it is not an excuse to throw rationality out the window. There are a number of legitimate concerns with British court dress and I think phasing the outfits into a purely "ceremonial" costume, worn only on special occasions makes sense.
ReplyDeleteFor starters, there can be no denying that the costume looks, frankly, ridiculous. Grown men, and especially women, wearing these monstrous wigs look like fools any way you cut it. Even the photos you chose to accompany this post hardly look dignified, and those were taken at least 50 years ago, from the looks of it.
I have a hard time believing any criminal on trial would feel any sense of reverence for bewigged lawyers and judges. I know I would have to suppress a chuckle or two, trying to take seriously these 17th Century costumes.
Plus the wigs are heavy and uncomfortable and a lot of judges and lawyers themselves seem to have no interest in wearing them. And presumably it should be their decision to make. I think the quote is therefore entirely reasonable; no profession should be forced to continue awkward and unpopular traditions simply to gratify a certain segment of the population who enjoy the spectacle of watching other people wear fancy costumes.
A thoughtful rebuttal, but they are not "costumes", which implies something you would wear on Halloween or to a costume party. The proper term here is "dress", specifically court dress, which has historically given court proceedings under the British system a kind of official dignity not prevalent in the ("if the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit") more debased American one. The fact is that the more people dress up for occasions, the more respectable they act in public, which is as true for the courts as it is for uniformed soldiers.
ReplyDeleteI know people are not conditioned nowadays to think that way, but I doubt very much that anyone attending court would be laughing at the dress. If anything they might feel intimidated by it, which is why the Lord Chancellor in his forward was talking about making users of the courts more comfortable. In my opinion that should not be the goal given the seriousness of the proceedings. It's all well and good that people should feel slightly ill at ease in that type of environment, particularly the alleged criminals under trial.
In any event, I admire the style and attitude of the author as much as the substance. It fits nicely with what we are trying to convey here. That said, I do appreciate your comment, Prof Iris.
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