Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Recommissioning of Royal Yacht

The Royal Yacht Britannia

In less than half a year from now, Her Britannic Majesty is due to surpass her great-great-grandmother Queen Victoria as the longest reigning British monarch. The British Monarchist Society will mark this with a weekend event in Edinburgh, including a function aboard the Royal Yacht Britannia. It might have been just in time to get the opportunity.

The Royal Yacht Britannia had her last foreign mission taking Governor Chris Patten of Hong Kong home with the Prince of Wales after the handover of the crown colony. The yacht was decommissioned at the end of the same year. A replacement has yet to be commissioned.

Not many days ago The Monarchist was in close contact with sources in the Royal Navy who could reveal that plans are soon to be announced for the recommissioning of the Royal Yacht Britannia from her retirement in the port of Edinburgh. New technology allows for cost-efficient and satisfactory refurbishment of the yacht. Moreover, the Bank of England will participate in the project by issuing a very cheap loan. Sources close to the Governor of the Bank of England say the project is a small part of boosting the economy through newly created-out-of-thin-air money.

The Monarchist has used highly sophisticated encryption software when contacting these sources. We take protecting our sources seriously. No sources will be revealed.

We here at The Monarchist find this very interesting and exciting news. More details will be announced shortly.

Happy Easter!

5 comments:

  1. I had the opportunity to explore it while I was in Scotland recently, a wonderful experience. Really it is appalling that the government has been unwilling to pay for a new one, although I believe private sources were willing to purchase a new one for Her Majesty. Even in the time of austerity we recognised that a royal yacht was necessary!

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  2. Outstanding! Splice the Mainbrace!

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  3. From what I've heard, this is good news for the Queen herself.

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  4. Visited the Royal Yacht as soon as it opened at 10am, would recommend this as there was no queue and literally have the yacht to ourselves as we walked around.

    Staff are very friendly and helpful.

    It gives you an in-depth tour of the yacht and provides much information to get the most out of your visit.

    Enjoy how you are unrestricted to take photos and it’s very impressive

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