The Jamaican sprinter who is undisputably the fastest man to ever walk this Earth - with world shattering times of 9.58 and 19.19 seconds for the 100 and 200 metres respectively - is feeling a little unfulfilled without some sort of recognition from Her Majesty.
'Sir Usain Bolt'? That would be very nice'.
Yes it would be Mr. Bolt, and with Jamaica being a fully fledged Commonwealth Realm, an appointment to knighthood would be a substantive honour, which means you would be entitled to call yourself 'Sir'. I take it this means you're a monarchist then. Good man.
The need for tweed...
Yeah, mun. A word to the wise though, while we appreciate your enthusiastic endorsement of feathered plumes and titled honours, it is bad form to publicly muse about such things, which will only make it harder for Her Majesty to comply any time soon. So stay low and fast, mun, just remember you're only 22 years old and all good things are worth waiting for. Keep that in mind, and you'll be a Sir in no time!
Hat tip: A Commonwealth Monarchist.